December 30, 2003
between Charlotte and Las Vegas, 1.5 hours left on the flight
Note - this is all stream-of-consciousness/ fieldnotes ish. If you're
looking for a strong narrative you should probably be on another web
site or at least elsewhere on this one. But if you want to know what
it was like to be on this flight, well, read on.
On the plane now. It's too bright with
the overhead light on but nowhere near bright enough to see to write
with it off. Have given up, for now, on getting any sleep.
Sitting in the middle seat for this
crazy long flight - there's a woman who looks my age next to me on the
window side listening to music on her palmpilot and shifting and sleeping,
while on my right on the aisle side there's another woman who keeps
putting on really medicinal smelling hand lotion and has a complex divided
toiletries bag that's bigger than my carry on.
Most of the two rows in front of me
is a group of early 20's chipsters wearing baseball caps and talking.
Loud. Right now about the movie (Matchstick Men) that just finished
. No. Now about how one of them is a "pussy" because he wants
to sleep, how they're all going to stay up all night, how another is
just looking for a little some'n some'n, how to make a good Bloody Mary
(Tabasco), and the likelihood of being able to get one now. I'd feel
uncomfortable hearing so much of their conversation but they just have
to know how loud they're talking. And besides, it's funny.
The lotion lady has been talking to
her husband for a while now but despite her sitting next to me it's
only a murmur. Now the two of them are holding hands but five minutes
ago he was sitting in her lap, his legs in the aisle and the two of
them snuggling. He had the bigger bulk of him curled over her, his arm
looped around her head and her arm looped around his back. That lasted
until the stewardess needed to walk by.
Woo hoo, the chipsters just got some
coffee. And their conversations are too random not to copy down.
Chipster #1: "Don't say you've never done that before."
Chipster #2: "Do you want to feel my dick?
Chipster #1: "Hell, it is New Years..."
Met up with the girls at National for
a beer (two?) before the flight. Out of the 13 of us 9 are traveling
on this flight so between bags and purses and bodies we were absolutely
crammed around two small tables. Sat next to Carrie and caught up some,
caught the rest of the girls up on the generalities of my life. Had
a short flight to Charlotte, and there the group of gathered again,
had a couple more beers and made up a list of rules for the trip. Most
were pretty standard -- whatever happens on the trip stays on the trip
(unless its your own story), etc etc. Also there were a list of things
to do - from smooching a stranger to sneaking into a show. We all agreed
that getting married was not on the list, though it would be kind of
funny.
Now overheard - exercise advice:
Chipster #3: "We used to have big-ass Heineken mugs to go to the
gym."
Chipster #2: "If I want to put on muscle I don't drink beer."
Stopped the stewardess and she got
me a coffee with some mini moos. It's starting to kick in. Realized
all I've had to eat today is a yogurt and a chocolate at the Vets meeting.
Wow. Guess the breakup diet is on.
Okay, now we're hitting some turbulence,
on our way down now. My neck kills and it's really warm. The chipsters
have begun to quiet down, the lotion lady and her husband are asleep
and the woman to my left is playing blackjack on her palm pilot for
practice.
Apparently, I spoke too soon.
Chipster #4: I just feel bad that chicks, you know, looooooooove me."
Chipsters #1,2,3: "Yeah."
Chipster #2: "She sees it and ..."
Chipster #4: "What are are you gonna do?"
Chipster #3: (in a falsetto) "It's glorious."
I really hope they're not still talking
about their dicks. But even knowing as little about them as I do, I'd
assume they are.
So we're just about to land. Am hoping
for a good time - really need to get away from DC for a little bit and
have some good girly fun. From what I know of my girls, fun shouldn't
be a problem. Returning with an intact liver may be, but fun will not.
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